You're a teacher if...

You believe the staff room should be equipped with a Valium salt lick.

You find humor in other people's stupidity.
You want to slap the next person who says "Must be nice to work 8 to 3:20 and have summers free."

You believe chocolate is a food group.

You can tell if it's a full moon without ever looking outside.

You believe "Shallow gene pool" should have its own box in the report card.

You believe that unspeakable evils will befall you if anyone says "Boy, the kids sure are mellow today.

You believe "extremely annoying" should have its own box on the report card 

When out in public you feel the urge to snap your fingers at children you do not know to correct their behavior.

You have no life between August to June.

 You encourage your spouse by telling them they are a "good helper." 

You've ever had your profession slammed by someone who would never dream of doing your job 

When you mention "Vegetables" you're not talking about a food group.

You think people should be required to get a government permit before being allowed to reproduce.

You wonder how some parents ever MANAGED to reproduce.

You believe in aerial Prozac spraying.

You believe no one should be permitted to reproduce without having taught in an elementary setting for the last 10 years.

You've ever had your profession slammed by someone who would "Never DREAM" of doing your job.

You think caffeine should be available in intravenous form.

You refer to adults as "boys and girls." 

You know you are in for a major project when a parent says "I have a great idea I'd like to discuss. I think it would be such fun."

You want to choke a person when they say "Oh, you must have such FUN everyday. This must be like playtime for you."

You know hundred good reasons for being late 

Meeting a child's parent instantly answers the question "Why is this kid like this?"

You don't want children of your own because there isn't a name you can hear that wouldn't elevate your blood pressure 

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